JEFFREY MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #700.424.25!

Sparks – Kimono My House (Island) :: Geddit?

SIZZLING PARTY PLATTER OF THE WEEK: Rosemary Clooney – “Come On-A My House” (Columbia) :: Who invited all these people?

KISS – “Rock And Roll All Nite” (Casablanca) :: Oh, man, that’ll never wash out!

Quiet Riot – “Cum On Feel The Noize” (Pasha) :: Keep it down before the neighbors complain!

Andrew WK – “Party Hard” (Mercury) :: C’mon, let’s use this empty bedroom!

Slade – “How D’You Ride?” (Polydor) :: Who parked on the lawn?

Elton John – “Saturday Night’s All Right For Fighting” (MCA) :: Guys, guys, take it outside!

Elvis Costello – The Delivery Man (Lost Highway) :: Pizza’s here! Who’s got the money?

Lou Reed – “The Power Of Positive Drinking” (Arista) :: I think I can jimmy the lock on this liquor cabinet!

John Entwistle – “Whiskey Man” (Decca) :: Got it!

Faces – Five Guys Walk Into A Bar… (Warner Bros.) :: Hey, while you’re up!

The B-52’s – “Party Out Of Bounds” (Reprise) :: The beer bottles in the freezer exploded!

The Who – “However Much I Booze” (MCA) :: Where’s the keg?

Kim Mitchell – “I Am A Wild Party” (Anthem) :: Where’s the can, I gotta go water my horse!

Johnny Winter – “Too Much Seconal” (Columbia) :: Dude, you look peaked!

Blood, Sweat & Tears – “And When I Die” (Columbia) :: Dude?

Rick Derringer – “Still Alive And Well” (Epic) :: Dude, that was close!

The Irish Rovers – “Wasn’t That A Party?” (Epic) :: Cold pizza and beer, breakfast of champions!

Johnny Cash – “Sunday Morning Coming Down” (Columbia) :: Keep those drapes closed! And don’t slam the door when you leave!

Be seeing you!